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Jakob (XDjackieXD) Riepler @jakob@mastodon.chaosfield.at

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Wenn ich den Saft "für Sie" trinke, werde ich bestimmt sterben. 🙄 WTF? #RosaHellblauFalle

I've run some calculations based on #Eunomia questions. Unfortunately, no easy way for me to get this information for the entire fediverse, but based on the mastodon.social database:

25% of users post in English
6.5% in Japanese
3.7% in French
3.6% in Spanish
2.7% in Russian
2.4% in German

Notably, 71 users post in "squeak"

I kind of have no idea how I coloured this but i’m REAL into it

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“We respect your privacy. So please agree to us flooding you with hundreds of trackers by shady companies not even we know anything about” Every. Website. Nowadays.

Reportedly, in Tokyo, local gangs have started using drones to transport drugs across the city.

In response, the police are using net-carrying drones to try to capture these packets mid-air.

The gangs are counter-attacking with their own net-drones to try and drop police drones.

In a statement with the Tokyo police, they say they "Haven't had this much fun in years"

Challenge:
When coding your next network service, make it listen a custom port and not use HTTP as part of its protocol.

#35c3 Emails are like postcards unless you encrypt them.

I was one of the recipients of one of these, presumably encrypted to me, postcards.

Sadly I wasn't yet able to decode, let alone decrypt the message. (Invalid armor header, CRC errors)

If you'd like to help anonymously to make GPG at least accept the input message, here's a CryptPad: (No logging, no login required, tor friendly)
pads.c3w.at/code/#/2/code/edit

Barely one minute after I wake up and pull out my phone:

o hi heard u were up, we had some ideas about breakfast

#mastocats

Put a kitten in my coat's big pocket

Me: “uh I need one of those ‘drunk octopus that wants to fight’ things for my wall”

Home Depot employee: “you what”

Today I awkwardly learned it’s a double robe hook.

Eagerly awaiting the meme generation growing up enough for products to be renamed.

Don't be sad that it's over. Look back, think about all the amazing things that happened and smile! :)

"Wir haben da so ein bisschen einen Engelverschleiß beim LOC..." "Ja aber +-10% is doch eh ok."

Protip:

When designing a user interface, imagine some old woman using it, say Margaret Hamilton, and she's clicking your app's buttons and saying to you, as old people do,

"Young whippersnapper, when I was your age, I sent 24 people to the ACTUAL MOON with my software in 4K of RAM and here I am clicking your button and it takes ten seconds to load a 50 megabyte video ad and then it crashes

I'm not even ANGRY with you, I'm just disappointed."