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I was pinned to my chair by Fate, Destiny and Appointment.

My sister loved her cats having these names.

"Fate has chosen you!"
"My Destiny!"
"Can't go out tonight, I have an Appointment."

We usually just called them Fey, Dessy and Mint.

If only she knew...

I sighed, "Alright... do I get a special catchphrase to go with these magical powers?"

"Sure," Fey purred.

"Nothing too wordy though," Dessy mewed.

Mint just snored.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Caturday #UrbanFantasy

@th From memory, there was a great design around recently where someone built a USB-C device that used detection of cable orientation so it wouldn't work until you plugged it and unplugged it once, flipped the cable and plugged it in again, then unplugged it and put it back the first way again.

Es sind immernoch 2 Stück davon abzugeben! 4-zeilige textbasierte Moasik-LCD-Anzeiger, doppelseitig, ca. 100 kg, 230V, RS485, Characterset Codepage 437. Abholung in 63303 Dreieich, wäre gut, wenn die bis zu meinem Umzug im August weg sind :D

Und diese ganzen Regeln kommen, wie seit Jahrzehnten, von Leuten,
die _alle_ Freiheiten hatten. Kein Aufnahmeverfahren, keine Platzbeschränkungen, keine Mindestleistungen, keine Maximalstudiendauer.
Aber die Erstis von heute müssen da jetzt _überall_ durch.

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explicitly lewd OH, kink 

OH: i'm just imagining the obligatory scene... "oh no i forgot my safeword! uhhh amazon! google! aws! twitter! microsoft! apple! azure! docker! ooohhhh *moans*"

@erikk Accumulated knowledge of having 6 Blahajs:
No dryer. Put it in a room with low air humidity and it should be dry in less than a day.
Try to not bend it too much. And put something else in the machine so it doesn't move as much. (for example a second blahaj ;))

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