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This year, we had a pool *and* a campfire, connected with this spectacular contraption. The water temperature reached > 36 °C last night, according to! :) #hoa21

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Dinge mit nicht euklidischer Geometrie im Alltag:

- USB-A-Stecker
- Die Bettdecke um 3 Uhr nachts
- Beipackzettel von Medikamenten

Irgendwann biete ich Ausstiegsprogramme für von SAP-abhängige Informatiker an. Wäre sicherlich eine sehr gut laufende Nische. Vergesst "rauchfrei jetzt", "SAP-frei jetzt" ist das nächste große Ding.

Q: What is your job title when your electronics project is really boring?

A: circuit bored designer.

Die Dreijährige kommt vonner Kita nach Hause.

Kind: Wir haben Kellerasseln gesehn!
Ich: Mhjamm, lecker!
Mama: Ihhh, die kann man doch nicht essen!
Kind: Man muss sie erst braten! 😎

Und nein, wir haben bisher weder König der Löwen noch sonstwas passendes gesehen :D

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✨ The Treasure
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Thanks all for suggesting purple color for the dragon, it was a good choice.

"It's not just Software engineering jobs that have impossible requirements."

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I was pinned to my chair by Fate, Destiny and Appointment.

My sister loved her cats having these names.

"Fate has chosen you!"
"My Destiny!"
"Can't go out tonight, I have an Appointment."

We usually just called them Fey, Dessy and Mint.

If only she knew...

I sighed, "Alright... do I get a special catchphrase to go with these magical powers?"

"Sure," Fey purred.

"Nothing too wordy though," Dessy mewed.

Mint just snored.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Caturday #UrbanFantasy

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