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Reverse Moore's Law:
The performance of CPUs degrades by 50% every two years, due to security issue migitation stuff.

(Looking at you, #retbleed)

if JIT was invtented by deutsche bahn 

9 minutes late compilation

🚨The Hellenic DPA has fined Clearview AI 20 million Euro, following the joint efforts of @privacyint @HermesCenter @Homo_Digitalis_ and noyb.eu. The record fine was set, as Clearview conducts profiling without a legal basis.
➡More: homodigitalis.gr/en/posts/1215

Eine Couch in der Straßenbahn spazieren fahren kann ich nur weiterempfehlen. Immer ein Sitzplatz dabei.

Polizeikontrolle. Mein Fahrer erhält Lisdexamfetamin (Elvanse) verschrieben und erwartungsgemäß ist der Urintest positiv auf Amphetamine.

Die Polizei untersagt die Weiterfahrt.

A spaceship landed, and an alien emerged.
"Greetings."
"First contact!" someone shouted.
"Seventh contact," the alien said. "Previously, you have called us gods, tried to fight us, or tried to have sex with us."
"What do you expect now?"
"We don't know. You keep surprising us."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

I accidentally used a new browser installation without an adblocker. I haven't seen "web" without adblocking in years.. wow. just wow. :(

#RWE verbraucht jährlich 500 Millionen Kubikmeter Wasser für den Tagebau um fossile Dreckschleuder #Neurath zu betreiben, ist das noch zu begreifen
Der Konzern bekommt das Wasser fast geschenkt, wir werden zum Wassersparen aufgefordert
#Luetzerathbleibt 1,5° und nicht weiter

regular reminder to clean your computers fans/heatsinks

"Auf einer Skala von 1 bis 10, wie gern diskutieren Sie?"

"Geht auch 11?"

"Nein!"

"Warum nicht?"

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