Reverse Moore's Law:
The performance of CPUs degrades by 50% every two years, due to security issue migitation stuff.
(Looking at you, #retbleed)
A spaceship landed, and an alien emerged.
"First contact!" someone shouted.
"Seventh contact," the alien said. "Previously, you have called us gods, tried to fight us, or tried to have sex with us."
"What do you expect now?"
"We don't know. You keep surprising us."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Jakob; computer engineering student at TU Vienna; does some art sometimes™ and hates poorly designed UIs | C3NOC/LOC Hel(l/p)desk
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